clone club: teenage years
clone club: teenage years
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
Greetings, Aperture employees, Cave Johnson here with some good news, and some bad news. Good news is, our experiments with portaling a werewolf onto the lunar surface produced very clear, and very immediate results! Go team!
Bad news is, those results were that the poor guy died of hypothermia and asphyxia within seconds, same as all the other test subjects we sent up there. Apparently lycanthropy does not grant one an immunity to zero-atmosphere environments as I had suspected. My assistant, Greg, tells me that I was actually thinking of vampires there, and not werewolves, so…that one’s on me.
However, this brings me to some more good news: Any test subjects who had been quarantined in Test Chamber 32A due to sudden cases of vampirism, you’re in luck, because we’ve got a new test ready just for you! Just hustle on over towards the lone portal surface on the east wall there while we move the airtight paneling into place to begin the test.
Anyway, that’s that…now get back to work, everyone! Except for you, over there by the coffee machine. Break room rules clearly state a 15-minute max, and you’ve been in there for 20. You know the drill. Box, stuff, door, parking lot, adios, you’re fired.
Cave Johnson, we’re done here.
Lost Girl, a show where women are perfectly capable of saving themselves.
uh my hand slipped
The photo gets famous on Tumblr in late 2013. Someone in the reblog suggests that it’d make a great cartoon:
An artist (lemonteaflower) creates single pane art of the imagined cartoon about the officer and the bear. lemonteaflower titles it "Miss Officer and Mr Truffles."
The ‘Miss Officer and Mr Truffles’ art inspires other artists to make fan art as well.
There’s drawings and animations and theme music and fanfic. There is an au crossover prompt. There is headcanon about the fancanon. THERE ARE NEW CHARACTERS. There are fandom complaints about how the attention to Miss Officer and Mr Truffles compares to other shows (deservedly so.)
This is an entire fan ecosystem grown out in a matter of hours, all without official canon (h/t Mike Rugnetta for the framework.)
This is beautiful and fascinating.
this has been my week in one post.
Fringe. A summary of 100 episodes
hey everyone!! i know i made a post a few months ago about this very issue, but im afraid the leads i found at that time arent working out for me @___@
im 20 and trying to leave home because i live with my parents and things are really rocky. i cant be out to them as an lgbt person, and aside from that they are prone to isolating me and being emotionally manipulative and harmful for me in general and its become a detriment to my wellbeing
i need to leave within the next 1-2 weeks, it is crucial that this happens now while my mom is out of town its my only chance to get away while im under minimal surveillance
i cannot offer monetary compensation any time soon but i can cook, clean, and do chores; i will be looking for a job the moment i am out of the house of course but i wont have any funds to pay you if you take me in.
i need a place to stay within range of the la metro because i am attending university at least through may and can not at this point afford to quit because i cannot have any more Fs on my transcript, so i cannot live anywhere like riverside or another county
please please please signal boost this if you yourself cannot help, i would really like to get out of my current living situation and i would be very appreciative of any support
So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates
where all the relevant characters are lesbians.
This is what’s happening in Russia.
Cancel the Olympics this is pathetic
All the trigger warnings on this apparently.
I am so disgusted that the Olympics are being held there. On one hand I wish our athletes boycotted, on the other I can understand its something they worked their whole lives for and it may be their only chance to be in them. The whole Olympic committee should be taken down.
SEVERE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR THIS VIDEO.
This is terrorism, hands down. This is absolutely disgusting that this is happening and that the Russian government is ADVOCATING and ENCOURAGING this behavior. If you don’t think the persecution of LGBTQ+ people is a big deal or believe that heterophobia is a real thing, watch this video and imagine if this was YOU that these people were targeting.
Obsolete: living; possessing life; not dead.
Etymology: from Latin vivus “alive”.
what i really want is new-gen hogwarts students
what i really want is angry SJ punks who make ‘recreational potions’ and print zines about non-human rights and wear patches that say “voldemort was a symptom of an uncured disease” and bring tazers to wandfights
#hp #this is everything i have ever wanted #public disobediance and flagrant mixing of muggle and wizarding technology #angry slogans and screaming demonstrations and reclaiming slurs #’my brother did not die for your comfort!’ screams dennis creevey#activists giving wands to willing house elves #petitioning for first muggleborn then nonhuman representation in government #in education #in the economy #marches for squib rights #demands that the system be torn down because it’s broken beyond repair #letters and yelling and detention and arrest and riots and unforgivables #and a little muggleborn girl who gets turned into a posterchild after her family is killed in a hate crime #and a centaur who breaks with centuries of tradition to demand his place in government #the centaur office gets a use once more #goblins who speak out about the racist history and their cultural erasure #dolores umbridge’s face on posters with the words ‘never forget’ and ‘this is what the establishment looks like’ in bold letters #i just want the revolution to happen #and it will be messy and ugly and terrible and beautiful and overdue and too soon and terrifying and necessary
#this show took some turns down some suspect alleys along the way but #as manifestos go the ‘shared power’ theme running through this scene TAKES SOME F*CKING BEATNG #a giant ‘screw you’ to the Batman-esque Saviour complex running though most dude-focussed superhero franchises #’it’s me and only me who must save the helpless!’ vs ‘HERE TAKE THIS - AND USE IT TO SAVE YOURSELF AND OTHERS’ #you don’t hide power and hoard power and swoop in to impose your power on others to ‘save’ them #you share it #you teach it #’are you ready to be strong?’ #[i’m not crying YOU’RE crying] (via harrietvane)
#ugly empowered weeping (via surprisinglywiry)